May 2013
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
catholicnun:
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
babyferaligator:
urinatings:
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
why is being alive so suck
why is being alive suck
why is suck
suck is being alive so expensive
why suck so expensive
?????
yurihooves:
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
murkurlur:
augustuswtrs:
artistic-therapist:
augustuswtrs:
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
meladoodle:
lonelywhiteasian:
babies are so gross man fuck babies
probably not a good idea to fuck babies
beepony:
seselapod:
Super High-school Level Hall Monitor Kiyotaka Ishimaru more like
accurate
neopianangst:
bebroom:
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
scraggay:
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
